Wake up early
Life: Lol jk, you slept 40 hours straight
Bus comes early and I’m late
Takes 10 minutes to get ready
Rushes out the door
Not as late as I was before for some reason
Jump and stick to the side of the bus
Bus driver gets out of the bus and peels me off
Also, bus driver is a crustacean
Dad tells me to take a bath so my pants won’t match my shirt as much
I write a novel instead
I come outside and get in his truck, and Jackie Chan is there
He says I’m driving
I start up the car and the steering wheel is an Xbox controller
Car starts to fly
I cause 9/11 on way to school
We get there, and school is decorated like Halloween
Crazy things are everywhere.
20 minutes till class starts, I decide to look around
The school is fucking sweet
I want to go to class now but can’t find my way
5 minutes till class starts and all the cool crazy shit gets creepy
2 minutes till and walls start to bleed and say excuse me in French accents, conga line turns into human centipede, and frank the friendly mustard salesmen says fuck for no reason.
I find a random ass stairway and walk up it
I find my class, its psychology with Stucker
(Fun Fact) Because he runs a flipped classroom, all the chairs were bolted to the ceiling
I lie on the ground and cry.
Stuck man asks me what’s wrong
I tell him the fucked up shit going on outside his door
He’s more concerned about why I’m 20 years late to class.
I look at the clock dramatically and it doesn’t help
Notices that the class is elementary kids and they won’t stop laughing
I look down and I’m naked.
Stucker notices I’m embarrassed and says “let me try to comfort you”
He throws me back into the halls
End of dream